It's a little-known fact, but every Friday the 13th is preceded by a Monday the 9th. Here goes:
- Alex Rodriguez tested positive for testosterone in 2003; no traces have been found since. (M)
- According to the Wall Street Journal, Nicolas Sarkozy wants France to have a bigger role in NATO; French Communists are opposed. Sarkozy is the best thing to happen to France — and the best French thing to happen to the world — well, since Eva Green anyway. (M)
- And news just wouldn't be fun without Fox. The headline on their website (at time of posting) refers to the stimulus package as 'Spendulus' even though that word isn't mentioned in the linked article. Brilliant stuff! (M)
- Bad news for pot-heads and good news for drug warriors. There may be a link between regular marijuana use and testicular cancer. Nuts! (M)
- ABC just announced this season's Dancing with the Stars lineup. Say it ain't so, Belinda! I had such a crush on you . . . (P)
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