WHITECOLLAR REDNECK
I noticed on my way to work this morning that the sushi place down the street has gone out of business, leaving behind a dumpster with what looked like 500 pounds of aging fish & seaweed products. I am quite confident that no one has ever consumed 500 pounds of aging fish & seaweed products in one sitting. So if you want to make history, call the Guinness Book of World Records, post a note in the comments so I can come by and take photos, and I'll meet you at Ichiban.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
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How great would it be to have the receptionist gig at The Guinness Book?
"Hello, Guinness Book."
"I've been hanging from the Brooklyn Bridge by my ankles for 14 days, 6 hours, and 12 minutes. What's that get me?"
"Please hold. Hello -- Guinness Book."
"Yeah, hi -- my friend's got 212 marbles in his mouth. Can you send someone over?"
"Please hold while I transfer you to our Mouth Capacity Division. [click] Yes, hello, Mr. Bridge Hanger, are you still there?"
"[splash]"
Hello Mr. Phutatorius, are you still holding? I'm sorry, your blog post is still about 30 words shy. heh heh.
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