Rockin' I-90 on New Year's Eve

PHUTATORIUS
Saw some interesting signage on I-90 today, on the way back from Ohio —

Billboard:

SATURDAY IS THE SABBATH.
THE ANTICHRIST CHANGED IT.

[I thought this happened a while ago — at least as far back as the turn of the century, if those Little House on the Prairie episodes are accurate. Has the Antichrist been alive for that long? What does he gain from something like this? Presumably the website posted on the billboard has satisfactory answers, but I don't remember the URL.]

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Billboard:

**FIREWORKS**
SWORDS AND KNIVES
PEPPER SPRAY

[This place sounded SO FRICKIN' AWESOME, but The Wife was driving at the time, and she wouldn't stop. But she does get points for pulling over to The Lube so I could carry out some golden garlic wings. Readers, a strong marriage is about compromises.]

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Road Sign:

CORRECTIONAL FACILITY NEARBY
DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS

[This goes double if the guy looks like the Antichrist, and he's carrying a samurai sword and a pack of M-80s.]