FO News Roundup: January 18, 2009

Stray bullets have their merits, but we prefer to fire off our ammo in concentrated bursts. And so, the Roundup is back:

• An 80,000 square-foot Planned Parenthood facility just opened in Houston. That'll be fun for all concerned. (P)
• "Stab-vests" with the Cross of St. George on them — in case you had any illusions that the World Cup could help build goodwill among nations. (P)
• God bless you, sir. You made our bland old lives Supreme, and all it took was sour cream and tomatoes. (P)
• Universal Health Care: "I was born in Massachusetts, and I'll die in Massachusetts." (P)
• "HELL, NO! WE WON'T ADAGIO!" (P, cringing)