FO News Roundup: July 17, 2009

There was music in the Cafes at night and Revolution in the air.

• Finally we can get the news from Iran directly without passing it through the biased filter of CNN and the rest of the liberal media. (M)
• Thanks to all the men and women of the US military who are so bravely securing our right to Feigned Outrage, hypocrisy, double standards, and inane news topics. We can all take a deep breath. Sarah Palin has accepted David Letterman's apology. (M)
• Thank god we got rid of Bush and Cheney. A new era of transparency in government has finally arrived! (M)
• Prominent Republican Deviates from Party Norms by Having Affair with Woman. Glenn Murphy, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and Ted Haggard all express their shock and dismay.(M)