WHITECOLLAR REDNECK
Wouldn't tomorrow be a great night to break into Prof. Henry Louis Gates Jr.'s house? First of all, you know he's going to be out of town at the beer summit, second of all you can be pretty sure that neighbor lady isn't going to be calling the cops again if she sees any funny business next door, and third of all you can be damned sure the Cambridge cops aren't going to respond to another Gates residence break-in alert anyway.
And just in case someone does rob the place tomorrow, I can tell you right now I will have an alibi. I have a dinner scheduled.
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I'll meet you there tonight. The loot should consist of plenty of first printing autographed books (by Gates) which fetch a pretty penny on Amazon. The stuff by his friend Cornel West we can leave behind.
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