"Downed maple smashes into two Toyota Priuses"

WHITECOLLAR REDNECK

Yup, even Mother Nature hates those Prius-driving hippies.

Student Hippies Ride Again

WHITECOLLAR REDNECK

Okay, so if these civilly disobedient students are correct when they shout that "This is what democracy looks like," then I'll concede that democracy looks like she slept under a bridge in a pile of discarded sandwich wrappers and hasn't combed her hair in a while. 

Now that I've made that concession, will you go back to your dorm rooms, or do I have to fund a program in hemp studies too?